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Big news up Boone way. Liquor sales are now legal. Release the margaritas!
Expect to see these offerings soon.
The Mountaineer. One shot goldslogger, one shot Godiva liquour chocolate, with a hint of orange. (How sweet it would be!)
A KBS. Two shots blended whiskey, a shot of lemon juice, dash of superfine sugar with four ounces of soda. Served with one rock. (Listen to the crowd fizz!)
The Armanti. A can of red bull, half a shot of burbon with a splash of Jolt cola. (Get ready for a kick!)
The Mickey. Take a cup of any size, fill it three-fourths of the way with some 151, fill to the rim with champagne, then .. just before you sip it .. spill it all on the bar. (You knew that was coming)
Sip and chant App! State! Two parts beer, two parts vodka. Must shout APP! before the shot, and STATE! afterwards.
The Catamount. One can of three-day stale Milwaukee’s Best beer, two shots cheapest vodka you can find, and three shots salt water. (Down ‘Whee go)
These are hilarious. Good work! Here is my suggestion:
The Furman Curse: 3/4 oz Chambord, 1/4 gin, 1/4 vodka, 1/4 rum, 1/4 tequila. After you take the shot, you have to fall down on a 3 yard line with no one touching you, get back up and drop back for a pass and fumble a ball after someone hits your arm, and then immediately pick up another football and pass it straight to anybody with the name Josh or Jeffries.
Anyone else with a suggestion or two?
Comment by Mike 08.20.08 @ 10:13 amok, I seriously spit water all over my desk when I read the Mickey. good stuff man.
Comment by Jeremy 08.20.08 @ 10:18 amI would include a nice shot at Li’l Sammy…..but you have always been to order a SHIRLEY TEMPLE in Boone.
Comment by Jamey 08.20.08 @ 12:53 pmthat is a good one.
of course i must chime in with my own Georgia Southern drank
Erk’s Water
1 part Aristocrat
1 part Gin
2 parts Toilet Water
Its going to end up in Eagle Creek one way or another.
Comment by C 08.20.08 @ 1:05 pm